Career Interrogations... Do you want an honest answer?

They keep asking... "What college do you want to go to?" What major will you take? What career will you go into?


Well, I have no idea.


But if they really want an honest answer....


1.--My real dream job would be working as a detective or spy.
2.--I want to psychoanalyze everything the world doesn't know about itself.
3.--My dream is to take over the world, and then get trapped inside my own fictional universe.
4.--I know that I'm good at math, but if you tell me one more time that I should go into engineering or computer sciences I will... I will.... Ummmm..... Do something. Not good.
5.--I'm an introvert and I like change and exploration. And giving speeches. Your argument is invalid.


So yeah. I think that these societal tyrants should be deposed. Anyone with me?

How to Fix the World

I think the world would be a better place if everyone just had a simultaneous case of amnesia.

A Fond Fare-thee-well to My Laptop

Yes, I would like to give a moment of silence to my dearly departed laptop.


Yes.


My precious.... has departed from this mortal plane. It was, indeed, all my fault.


Indeed, we have been through much together. Laughing hysterically, crying exaggeratedly... indeed, where thou hast gone, you carry a piece of my soul with you.


Haha. No. But seriously, my laptop changed my life. Mostly for the better, a lot for the worse.


Looks like I lost all of my files too. Now I'm kind of glad I didn't spend all of that time finishing Nanowrimo. *whistles innocently*


If anyone actually read this far, I salute you.


An explosion for your enjoyment.