Career Interrogations... Do you want an honest answer?

They keep asking... "What college do you want to go to?" What major will you take? What career will you go into?


Well, I have no idea.


But if they really want an honest answer....


1.--My real dream job would be working as a detective or spy.
2.--I want to psychoanalyze everything the world doesn't know about itself.
3.--My dream is to take over the world, and then get trapped inside my own fictional universe.
4.--I know that I'm good at math, but if you tell me one more time that I should go into engineering or computer sciences I will... I will.... Ummmm..... Do something. Not good.
5.--I'm an introvert and I like change and exploration. And giving speeches. Your argument is invalid.


So yeah. I think that these societal tyrants should be deposed. Anyone with me?